i'm a queer dude who is too old to be anywhere near tumblr oh no help
i like things. some of these things may show up here. wow!
(Background image by Paper Bicycle!)
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
i love tatsuya’s clothes in EP i mean “hmm. what’s gonna help me from avoiding ppl’s attention”
looks down on himself. sees a bright red jacket and pants with a large black X on the front
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE YOU TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT LIKE SERIOUSLY IT’S BEEN OVER 10 YEARS.
( incinerates your dog ) YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A POST CONGRATULATING YOU FOR COMPLETING A MUNDANE TASK, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, DIO!
How to play Persona 1:
- Run into walls
just run into every fucking wall give naoya a fucking concussion just ram his face into every fucking wall when he runs at fucking mach speed
"…Wow, what are Bitcoins? They sound interesting."
I stare in the distance. After years and years of seeing Bitcoins being mocked for the libertarian wet dream farce they are, mainstream knowledge of them is finally out in the open. Thinking quickly, I dash to the TV, everything around me slowing down to a crawl as adrenaline pumps through my system. After a second that feels like a whole year, I switch the television off, collapsing in front of my mother, who stares at me in quiet confusion? “Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?”
"Don’t…." I manage to gasp before collapsing, trying to calm myself from my earlier panic. "Don’t…..for the best…..please." My father is confused. My mother tells me to quit being overdramatic, but they are safe…..for now.
i had to explain to my parents what Bitcoins were because they saw something about it on the news
this is the world we live in today