i'm a queer dude who is too old to be anywhere near tumblr oh no help
i like things. some of these things may show up here. wow!
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Current Mood: Mmmmm blocking out the haters
are you sure that’s not a rumor you want to come true
do nOT spread rumors ff
please help me raise money to get DIO some new clothes. he’s been in this god-awful banana suit and he’s shown time and time again he cannot be trusted with choosing his own clothes, he was trapped under water for 100 years and because of this he has been overwhelmed by the fashion changes and he is struggling with his style choices
this is not even the worst of it. please help us this is life or death
Would you ever reject your humanity? No because i am not a toddler in the body of a grown-ass man. also being human is PRETTY NEATO and you always have the opportunity to grown and improve and OTHER THINGS SHOUNEN PROTAGONISTS SAY IN SPEECHES
Would you be an antagonist or protagonist? a protagonist who will probably meet a horrible death i.e. a Zeppeli :’)
Who would you say has the best looks in JJBA? Dio in part 3. his face looks more chiseled, i love his facial expressions, i unironically love his horrible fashion even though i have no idea what his hair is doing. also he looks nice in the stone ocean flashbacks I GUESS
How did you get into JJBA? a bunch of nerds on a forum i go to were into it and i finally decided to watch the anime after my tumblr friends kept reblogging stuff from the show. a forum friend linked me the anime episodes and now i’m in bara hell
Do you enjoy the videogames they’ve made based on the series? i never got to play them so i can’t really say, but they look fun. the fighting games do, anyway
How would describe the series to someone who has never read it before? time-stopping vampire ruins everything
Who’s your favorite sidekick/side character? SpeeeEEEEeeeeeedwagOOOONNNN and also Koichi?? son.
What do you think would have happened if your favorite villain had won? Dio STILL wouldn’t be satisfied because he keeps trying to look for ways to have total control over his life without really realizing that nobody can or should have that level of control (things happen, plans don’t go as expected and the better thing to do is to control how you react and think about what to do next) and he also misses the point that fate isn’t really conspiring against him, but it’s his own actions that constantly screw him over. it’s a little sad that somebody who wants so much control over their lives one minute will then say “none of this is my fault, obviously it’s fate” which….takes away all of your own agency with how you respond to life’s little fuckups. he literally wants so much control but as soon as things don’t go his way, it’s fate’s fault and not his. gets absolutely no feelings of cognitive dissonance from this. [aigis voice] incredible.
Are there any bands that you never knew about before you heard of JJBA? hmm, i guess it would be more singer/songwriters instead of bands, like Michel Polnareff and Youssou N’Dour
Would you rather be a stand user or a master of the ripple? i’m gonna go with both because Joseph got to have both so why can’t i?? also i’m indecisive
Favorite part(s)? So far it’s………….Stardust Crusaders. i like everything else, i just keep going back to SDC cuz it puts me in a good mood and the entire final fight is worth the whole arc
What character(s) is named after your favorite song(s)/band(s)? Oingo and Boingo!! Followed by the Zeppelis, Speedwagon, and DIO
Who’s your favorite villain? You know damn well who it is you nerd